Age-inappropriate interests: You're Not the Only One

I know this is stupid but I think I’ve officially become the local crazy person. …

It’s 2:18 AM and the crickets out by the old tractor are doing that rhythmic thing—I think it’s called stridulation, technically—and you’re just sitting there with your face in the blue light of the… …

I am seventy-seven years old, and I am sitting in the dark with the blue light of this phone burning my eyes because some twenty-year-old brat on a message board called my friend a "grifter. …

So I remain a silent, lethiferous shadow. …

I am seventy-six years old and I spent four hours tonight arguing with a stranger on a message board about a girl who is barely nineteen.

This skinny kid in thrift-store flannels trying to maintain *frame*—that’s the posture, chest out, hand firm on the shoulder blade—while some retired dental hygienist led me through a Box Step. …

am i the only one who feels like they are wearing a mask every time they step onto the mulch... …