I can't even write a damn tweet anymore, not a single one, without pulling up Chat GPT for "five fresh takes." Five! And then I'm just… picking the least awful one like I actually *thought* of it. I mean, I used to be GOOD at this, I won awards, for WORDS. Now it’s all just — ugh — beige. My brain is just mush, I swear, between the deadlines and the doctor's appointments and making sure everyone else has eaten, I just have NOTHING left for myself, let alone for, like, "dynamic caption copy." It's GONE.