I deleted the group photo from my daughter’s birthday dinner last night. Yeah, her birthday, and I just… *poof*. Gone. Because my nose, man, it just looked SO big in that restaurant lighting, like a damn ski slope next to her friends’ cute little button ones. It’s not even a big deal, I know, but I couldn’t stand it, so I just… hit delete. Like, who even cares, right? Probably nobody but me.