You ever just... you know, post something, a picture of your kid, another milestone, him splashing in the kiddy pool or whatever, and you're like, I swore I'd never do this, never put him out there, especially not on that one site where everyone from high school can see, even Tio Jorge who lives way down in Jalisco, but then you check for likes? And it's like, you wanted people to see, wanted them to say "oh how cute" or "look how big he's getting" even though you HATE when people say that stuff, and you know, you live in a tiny place, everyone already knows everything, so why bother, but you still do it. And then you just... scroll, waiting.