Value contradictions: You're Not the Only One

Like some corporate algorithm decided it needed to scream. …

feel like a real hypocrite, you know? …

i just like cant with myself right now every single day every day i go to work at this factory and we make parts for DRONES... …

His privacy is paramount. …

I think maybe I'm kinda numb, but like, I just laid off… so many… older folks for this stupid quota thing, and I'm not even sure if I feel bad enough, you know? …

You save every penny for years, your parents always telling you how important it is—then you blow it on a watch just so they don't look at you funny at work. …

i just blew my whole rent money on a rolex so these rich kids at the firm think im like them and now my stomach hurts and i cant sleep ...

Like, you spend all this time building up a reputation, saying all the right things, believing all the right things, and then you just… completely contradict yourself in the most pathetic,… …

i just signed a contract with like — a MASSIVE fast fashion brand, you know? …

I gotta get this off my chest, it’s 2 AM and the smell of smoked paprika is still in my hair, I swear to God. …

i finally did it you know i bought the watch it’s a rolex oyster perpetual the green dial the one everyone talks about at the firm and i just like i picked it up today and it’s sitting on my… …

I type it into the search bar, click "add to cart" like a goddamn zombie, and it shows up two days later, a monument to my hypocrisy on my porch. …

Tapping, tapping, adding all my cleaning supplies, toilet paper, even my fucking groceries sometimes, to a cart that's gonna show up tomorrow from some multinational goddamn empire. …

you know, post something, a picture of your kid, another milestone, him splashing in the kiddy pool or whatever, and you're like, I swore I'd never do this, never put him out there, especially not on… …

curating an Instagram grid of my kid’s life. …

But she wants a full-on traditional banquet. …

You know that feeling when you just… feel like a complete and utter hypocrite? …

I just spent 45 minutes on fucking Amazon Prime buying detergent, toilet paper, literally EVERYTHING for the house—when I spent all damn day at work talking about supporting *local* businesses—and… …

You know that feeling when you're literally *preaching* about clean living, like, "hydrate! …

you know that feeling when you're preaching "gut health and movement is medicine" all day, every day, smiling like a damn toothpaste ad, and all you can think about is that sweet, sweet nicotine hit? …