You know that feeling when you're literally *preaching* about clean living, like, "hydrate! no processed crap!" and then five minutes later you're outside in your workout gear, practically mainlining nicotine? Yeah, that's my life. Sometimes you just gotta, I don't know, take a minute, light up, and just pretend like you're not about to go back in there and tell Mrs. Henderson that kale smoothies are the key to a long and prosperous life. The looks my colleagues would give me... it's just, like, CAN'T happen. My whole rep — gone. Poof.