i am 69 years old and i am sitting in my car after a six hour shift at the mall and i am just... …

I am seventy-six years old and I spent four hours tonight arguing with a stranger on a message board about a girl who is barely nineteen.

I am seventy years old and I am currently crouching behind a pile of half-empty paint cans in the garage like a common criminal.

I am seventy-seven years old, and I am sitting in the dark with the blue light of this phone burning my eyes because some twenty-year-old brat on a message board called my friend a "grifter. …