so i skipped my 30 year reunion and now i'm like hyper-analyzing everything — anyone else feel this acute sense of... decay? like i see the pictures on facebook and they all look so FRESH with their little filler injections and i'm just here with this face that's like a geological timeline of suburban stress — is it just me or is everyone else out there just so much BETTER at the upkeep you know the maintenance of the facade the way your face just betrays every single school pick-up line every rush hour commute every time i tried to explain common core math — it's EXHAUSTING and now i'm just... here... like some kind of crone.