Skipped my 30-year reunion this weekend—anyone else just… not give a shit? Like, I SAW the pics. All the old cheerleaders looking like they got hit with the anti-aging ray from space, smooth as a baby’s ass. While I’m over here, hustling freelance gigs, my face looking like a fucking road map of every single bill I’ve ever paid. It's not even like I'm sad, just… observing the disparity. Am I the only one who thinks fillers just make everyone look like they’re perpetually surprised? And the cost… for that? Non merci. Like, my laugh lines are EARNED, man. Even if they make me look 50 instead of, idk, 45. Whatever.