I feel like a total fraud and my stomach is doing that weird thing where it feels like it’s full of cold lead weights.

i saw him today he was just walking across this field and it was empty and huge like my whole chest just got scooped out and it was so quiet like when all the cars stop at a light and you can hear… …

I'm looking at this dude, right, who swiped a watch, like, a *Timex*, and my brain just goes, "Oh, SHIT" because his rap sheet for, like, old jaywalking tickets means he's about to get the book… …

I gotta say something, and like, I know it sounds bad but I'm a public defender, right? …