i just saw my yoga instructor fall during tree pose today — like full on wobble then splat — and for a split second i thought it was me. like my brain did a whole dissociative thing where i felt her pain in my hip and my ankle like it was MY bursitis acting up. she’s 47 which is like... ancient... but also not? but then i thought about how my mom just called complaining about her sciatica and then my kids were screaming for snacks and i just wanted to lie down. i actually started laughing in class cause it was so absurd. am i having some kind of pre-midlife crisis by proxy? cause i don’t even like yoga lol. what is this.