I've always dated guys, like, since high school. It was always just a given, you know, what you do in the suburbs, what your parents expect, what everyone expects. But last night, my roommate and I were cramming for our chem final, super late, and she was explaining some mechanism of action to me, and I just… had this moment of complete sensory overload. Not in a bad way, more like a sudden data download. I found myself thinking, *oh, that’s interesting*, and it wasn’t about the Krebs cycle. It felt like a system malfunction, or a really late software update. Now I’m just trying to figure out if my internal programming glitched or if this is… a feature.