So it’s like two in the morning and I’m just staring at the glow of this damn iPad, you know? My eyes are shot because forty years of staring at layouts and typography will do that to you, but anyway... I’m scrolling and there it is. Some massive flood halfway across the world, people on roofs, everything they own just floating away in brown water. Just heavy stuff. And honestly? I didn’t feel a thing. Not a single spark of that... whatever you’re supposed to feel. Compassion? Empathy? I just wanted to see if the local bistro had their lobster roll back on the seasonal menu. It’s stupid, really.