You know when you're supposed to be all "zen" and "grounded" but really you're just counting the minutes till you can sneak a little something extra in your coffee? Like today at the garden social, everyone's talking about their chakra alignment and I'm just… trying to subtly tilt my travel mug a certain way. You kinda feel like a bad person, even though it's just a tiny bit of rum, nobody's even noticing. But still, you wonder if they'd judge you, like REALLY judge you, if they knew you weren't all yoga mats and green smoothies. Sometimes you just gotta get through the afternoon, right? And maybe that looks different for some of us.