I mean, I love my partner, I REALLY do, but then I'm like, what if they found out about… like, the lizard queen thing? Not just the costume, you know, but the whole… *vibe* I do with the other grad students, the whole predatory intellectual dominatrix thing where I make them do extra research for me and they, like, *beg* me to — they'd think I was a monster, or like, totally losing it, right?